Minnesota: The Turd that Fell from God’s Ass
By Steve | February 22, 2012
To start, some poetry worthy of Minnesota:
Minnesota it doth suck ass
From God’s behind it fell
And those who do doth live there
Will live their lives in hell
For stupid are the entire lot
In brains they don’t excel
And so they will live their lives
In an ignorant northern hell
For brains they do not have
To get up and leave
They are too fucking stupid
They make me want to heave
Collectively they aren’t that smart
They’re all just fucking stupid
They remind me all too much
Of Mat and fucking Putrid
Top 10 things I hate about Minnesota
1000 Reasons To Hate…Minnesota.
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The Official Minnesota SUCKS! Home Page
Minnesota Sucks: Minnesota Sucks
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Super PAC: Spreading The Word
By Steve | February 14, 2012
Minnesota sucks. Stephen Colbert doesn’t. So, to help him out:
Colbert Super PAC | Making a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow
Credit to Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report and SpreadingSantorum.
Oh, and Minnesota still sucks ass.
They’re pretty rough, but they make the point.
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The Minnesota ViQueens
By Steve | December 19, 2011
The Minnesota Vikings Suck – always have, always will.
Sound Off | Let’s face it, the Vikings are a very bad team
They suck!
Minnesota Vikings: Bad Record Puts Stadium Effort to the Ultimate Test
It Sure Does Suck To Be A Vikings Fan (Video)
NFL Minnesota Vikings Suck Theme Song
I agree. When it comes to testicle sucking, it’s my opinion that the Minnesota Vikings are the best testicle suckers around.
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Minneapolis is the “New Gay”
By Steve | May 11, 2011
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The Legend of Minnesota Don
By Steve | December 14, 2010
Minnesota Don is an interesting character. Some people say he was from Baltimore, Maryland, other people said he was in-breed from the hills of West Virginia, other people say he was just plain stupid. I think he was probably all three.
Minnesota Don played a rusty trombone. Don’s ‘bone was dinged up and tarnished. But, whenever you saw Minnesota Don he was always handling his bone. Don just couldn’t keep his hands off of his bone. Minnesota Don was always playing with his ‘bone.
Some people say that when you are in Minnesota, if you close your eyes and listen carefully, you can always hear Minnesota Don blowing his bone.
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Welcome to Hell!
By Steve | December 12, 2010
If you’re dumb enough to live here, you deserve whatever you get!
The town where I was born:
Love that windchill!: -19 °F
But, after you get frostbite, you can go to the Mayo Clinic. If you make your appointment now, you should be able to see a doctor in May.
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The New York Yankees Sweep the Minnesota Twins!
By Steve | October 9, 2010
If you’re a Yankees fan, you’re not surprised. If you’re a Twins fan, you’re stunned. Minnesotans stun easily.
The Yankees vs. the Twins.
It’s kind of like: Godzilla vs. Elmo.
Elmo, never saw it coming.
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Yankees: 5, Pathetic Minnesota Losers: 2
By Steve | October 7, 2010
Yanks win 5-2
The New York Yankees beat the Minnesota Twins 5-2.
No news here. Minnesota sucks. Everybody knows it (except for the losers that live in Minnesota).
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Yankees 6, Twins 4
By Steve | October 6, 2010
NY Yankees: 6
MN Losers: 4
There is no joy in Shitville. The Minnesota Twins have been Minnesotans.
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A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss
By Steve | October 6, 2010
Randy Moss Returns to the Vikings!
Who cares? Only the idiots!
The Minnesota Vikings will now start to gather moss.
It seems like only yesterday when the average Viking fan couldn’t wait to get rid of Randy Moss. People get confused a lot around here.
I think the team would have been better off if they had made a trade for Kate Moss.
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